Corporate Sheep Test

1.) What is your is your occupation ?
Accountant
IT proffesional
Finance
Graduate

2.) How many hours do you spend a day at the office?
1
8
10
24

3.) Honestly, what is your actual hours of productivity?
1 minute
30 secs
6 hours
8 hours

4.) Are you that person who complains to management when you see your co-workers using the telephone or Internet excessively?
Definetly
Well yeah if im not busy scratchin my ass
Never
Never...I wait to bring it up during performance reviews

5.) If you boss tells you do a task what do you say?
tell him to F@#$ off
Blow Me
Sure, let me finish wipin' your ass first

6.) Do you steal pens, rulers, pencils and other office stationery?
Yeah all the time
Never
I didn't realise that stealing

7.) DO you wear the company merchandise to social and personal events?
well yeah, what else can I afford
No, I wish did though
Yep, I wanna show my employers off

8.) How often do you use the telephone to make personal phone calls
every 2 hours
every 1 minute
once a day
every 2 years

9.) Do you idolize your boss
I want be like him/her
no way
yeah, then I can do s%#$ all work get highly paid

10.) Are you a team person?
Yeah, I need them for moral support
No I hate teams